Grannie Jackie - help

[Henry in New Zealand]

Dearest Grannie Jackie
Do you want a pup and could he swim to Canada if we gave him a push off the beach?
Cec is IMPOSSIBLE - he escaped from the bath and rolled in the mud. Mum had to chase him in the rain and biff him back in the bath before he muddied the whole house.
You want him? I am over him.
Or I could move in with you - I am a good boy - one of us has to leave home.
Love you and love your treats
Affectionately with licks and wags
Henry

[Topdog]

Poor litten Henry,

You would miss Cecil, after all he
is the one that is always wrong
in everything and that shows you as
the GREAT boss, don't lose that part
of the fun of living with a weirdo.

The Pond would be too huge for him
to swim, he would have to get a plane
to come over and you would miss the fun.

Give him a day or two to dry up behind
his flappy ears and he will be better.

xoxoxox
Love
Grannie Jackie

[Gracie]

He's lucky he gets to get in the bath. I get hosed off with the garden hose after every swim. Mum say's if I wanna play I gotta pay. Not fair!!!!
Love,
The Gracie Grace

[Henry in New Zealand]

Gracie, Gracie
It is winta here. Even I would not tolerate the garden hose right now, but it's fun in summa.
Sometimes Mom has a bath and if she forgets to shut the door, we jump in with her.
We get in truble for that too - truble if you jump in and truble if you jump out - go figga.
Licks
Henry

[Henry in New Zealand]

Dear Granny
Yeah, yeah - I know I'd probably miss the little creep. Bet Fetch behaves better. When did he ever get muddy and make you snippy.
Snippy Moms ain't no fun.
Licks
Henry

[Topdog]

Hello Henry,

Fetch takes his bath in the washing
machine, and have a nice spin in the
dryer, nice smell after.

Better than a garden hose and the water
is always lukewarm.

Want to try that kind of washing???

xoxo
Grannie

[Betty NY]

Dear Henry,
You can always mail your brother to East Islip. What's one more doggie. We are a total of four doggies, but can fit in one more wee one.
Love,
Scooby and the girls

[Henry in New Zealand]

Auntie Betty
The little freaker is gonna have to swim - just figerring the best beach to launch him from - border patrol don't like wriggling parcels. But I will make sure he has your address on him when he lands on Long Island. Scooby needs a boy pal and then I will have My Mummy all to myownself -Yay.
Licks,
Henry

[Henry in New Zealand]

Grannie
You have all the good advice. Waitin for Pats to go to bed and I will biff him the washer and dryer.
Love you
Henry

[Betty NY]

Dear Henry,
Cecil is so welcome here, but I do see your discomfort and how his behaviour can upset your Mom. Maybe you only need a break. Scooby and Nola do miss that pups. They did enjoy the break, but they are still looking for the pups. Maybe you just need a month or so of a break. You will miss him I bet.
Scooby would sure like a brother as he is the only male. Now that he is missing his so called man hood, I do think that he is adjusting, but it is hard on him. He still thinks that he is capable of making more pups. He does try. Hope that he is unable though as it was beginning to feel like I lived in a zoo or maybe a farm. It was fun while it lasted, but I do miss them.
Think about it.
After all, his is the father of our pups.
Love,
Nola and family of four legged buddies.

[Topdog]

Henry,
Do you have fleas circus in NZ,
you could get Pat to take you and
Ceceil and knowing him he would steal
the show..............
that would keep him scratching for a while.

will send you more ideas for Cecil.

Love
Grannie